December 2011
I really fuck everything up.
I wrecked the fuck out of my car tonight, go me. A deer ran out in front of me on some dirt road on a sharp ass corner, and put me right in a ditch and tree. Happy New Years to me!! This is seriously just my luck. Someone please bring a gun to my house right now, and shoot me. OK~* 
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Listenwhorederves: Motherlover - The Lonely Island
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I wish I was cute so you guys would reblog my...
But i’m not, haha.
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: my parents found my blog please come quick
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cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
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I've never had a New Years kiss.
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